Dear Loyal FWSAAB Readers,
Due to the economy and higher levels of forecasting effort caused by global warming - FWSAAB Inc. is announcing a new forecast pricing structure. This gives us a great opportunity to match our reader's income level with our forecasting accuracy. Unlike some other "so called" pay-for-forecast weather services, FWSAAB will tell you how accurate the forecast will be - based on the price you are willing to pay.
New Pricing Structure
Cost Forecast Accuracy
$100 per month 50%
$250 per month 55%
$500 per month 75%
During Tropical Season Landfall Accuracy
$1000 per month 24 hr - 50 nm, 48 hr - 100 nm, 72 hr - 150 nm
Compare our prices - and our accuracies - and you will agree:
FWSAAB - It's not just an unpronounceable acronym, it is a joke.
FWSAAB Business Department
5 comments:
How much for just the funny forecasts?
1) Mildly humrous
2) Outrageousy hilarious
3) Outrageously hilarious with cartoon graphics
That is on our "Free and Open" website because they aren't very funny and we don't produce our own graphics.
I forgot to add - forecasts from the Babe costs much, much more....
FWSAAB Inc.
Using the exposed midrif as a blue-screen to project the forecast graphics we don't produce?
I meant to use old Dilbert cartoons for the "graphics". Everyone does maps!
Ok - I would pay to see that...
BB
I could offer more than a belly shot forecast if the price is right.... Oh, did I say that out loud??? %&#(#** now everyone knows
gg - aka the babe
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