SEVERE STORMS SABOTAGE STELLER SEASON

The "Main Stream" sports media is refusing to discuss nature's sabotage of THE University of Oklahoma's (OU) 2011 football season.

While not publicly discussed, in 2006 OU's sports research division built new Magnetic-Crystal-Amazonian (MCA) football uniforms - the reason behind OU's dominance at home.  When the football team runs out onto the field, the uniformed players run through a polarizing magnetic field that charges the MCA uniforms with positive energy.  Once charged, the uniforms continually charge the players with positive magnetic energy throughout the game, that allows the players to perform in a magnificent fashion.

However, last night before the start of the game between OU and Texas Tech, severe storms moved through the Norman area, setting off EMP pulses from cloud-to-ground lightning strikes.  Since the OU players were already on the field, their charged MCA uniforms quickly discharged because of the EMPs, rendering them useless.

Thus, OU lost to Texas Tech - back to the drawing board.

BB