Dear Readers,
I, Sterling Gonads, as the new President of FSWAAB Corp (a subsidiary of the Environment Channel and part of the Universal Global Broadcasting System - UGBS), openly apologize for the crude, unsolicited and unapproved comments made by HLG recently. We at FSWAAB believe in a caring, open and green blog - one that is carefully controlled by our managers at UGBS (UGBS +5% FTSE). We will not allow crass and ungreen-like statements made by our on-blog geographers who like to pretend that they have a meteorology background.
At FWSAAB, we will ensure the reading blog public that irreverent and humorous commentaries from HLG, BB - and the others who haven't been heard from in years - will continue. However, the management will also take a hard-line against hurtful statements that go against our public options on the open market.
FWSAAB will be making some exciting changes in the coming weeks to bring it more inline with our other media products like the Environment Channel, UGBS Network News and the Friend Channel. We will also start including famous meteorologists to make on-blog appearances, some of which appeared on another weather-type channel. Soon we will also roll out our new Spanish Blog "El Clima de Cuatro Hombres y Una Guapa Chica (ECCHUGC)"
At FWSAAB, we believe in making the environment exciting. Stay tuned.
Sincerely,
Sterling Gonads, esq.
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