That is, if you don't mind missing your airport by 150 miles, and the flight attendants have to call the cockpit and ask "why aren't we descending?" Notice also the post 9-11 fighter jet scramble that NEVER HAPPENED! Have a safe, code orange day! Also, couldn't resist Leteterman's Top 10 reasons on why they missed the airport (not to mention the city!) - HLG
10. Bunch of fat guys seated on the right side of the plane made us vector east.
9. We get paid by the hour.
8. Mapquest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?
7. Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention.
6. You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails.
5. Wanted to catch the end of the in-flight movie.
4. Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting.
3. According to our map, we only missed our target by half an inch.
2. For a change, we decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers.
1. Thought we saw balloon boy
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