FWSAAB Climate Expert - Dr. BB - has reviewed historical surface air temperature readings and correlated the data to Tiger Woods professional golf career (found at http://web.tigerwoods.com/aboutTiger/chronology) - the analysis clearly shows that global air surface temperatures have increased since Tiger Woods became a professional - both on and off the course. A scientific paper will be submitted to Climate Journals and the National Enquirer in the next few weeks.
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No wonder Tiger causes Global Warming. The latest count is up to 9 mistresses (not counting FWSAAB staff, where there is NO proof). According to ABC news the waffle house waitress said this about their trysts (I am going for waffles soon, myself!) ....
"Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she told the paper. "He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.
For one year, beginning in 2006, Lawton said she and Woods regularly saw each for sex, partying at Orlando's Blue Martini club and having sex in the golfer's home and in his car parked in a church parking lot.
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