Breaking news. FWSAAB News Agency reports that the FWSAAB gang will make a substantial bid to take over the "Weather Channel" - which, since their recent purchase by NBC, has become the "Al Roker Channel."
"I turned on the 'Weather Channel' yesterday morning and saw some guy named "Al" give a business report on GM and then a financial section on gold. What the hell?" say's Plank Owner BB. "Where's my weather? Where's my T&A?"
A takeover bid by real meteorologists/oceanographers/geologists is expected in the next few weeks. Stay tuned fellow fans.
BB
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I thought of a name for the new channel. Once we take over the control of the board, we have a new business model, and the name follows that:
Four Weather Babes and a Stud Channel. Only the hottest four weather babes, and one token stud for that portion of our audience. -HLG
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