Hurricane Bertha Advisory 561

Bertha REFUSES to Weaken:

Hurricane Bertha formed an eye for the 51st time in is't six month run at history. The longest lived hurricane, now in the history of the universe, formed a new eye just south of London, England. The NHC missed the formation of this new eye, the 7th time in the history of this storm. An un-named source at the NHC was rumored to have said ". . . what are we supposed to do? We only have 6 hurricane specialits, and they each spent a month on this storm. We have lives to live as well! Get over it and call those smart alecs at the UKMET"

Meanwhile there were thirteen other storms active in the Atlantic and the NHC was reporting on two of them.


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